Cinnamon Rollllllllllllllllllls!

Julie is sitting on my bed eating a cinnamon roll for breakfast...
Me: You can't eat a cinnamon roll for breakfast!
Julie: Yes I can that's what it's for!
Me: No it's fattening, so it's better for a snack. It's ok, you're drinking orange juice.
Julie: Yeah I am. *put more cinnamon roll in mouth* Helps you lose weight.

Discussing Julie's high school swim team trips...
Julie: And they were doing dirty things in the back of the bus. Things were being touched.
Me: Why didn't the chaperones say anything?!
Julie: Well there was just the coach, and she was driving the bus. I don't know why she didn't say something though. She probably thought they were bonding.