Book of Quotes

Due to the surplus of quotes, I feel the title is fitting.

In Constitutional Law...
Professor: *concerning Socratic Method* I'm not going to make you stand up or anything, but what I like about this room is that I can walk around. So please don't think that you'll escape by sitting in the back. You will never escape. And if there's an empty seat next to you, I may just sit down & we can chat for 5 or 10 minutes. And of course the idea is that you should worry about the other hundred people looking at you.
Christian: *to me* Never leave that seat empty!

Professor: *discussing SC justices* It's almost certain you can ignore Justice Whitaker.

Professor: *on exam schedule* This course is just like Roe v Wade...it's divided into 3 trimesters.

Jessica K & I were discussing the cricket that came into the apartment this morning...
Me: Ok, so if I see a cricket you're not the one to call?
Jessica K: No!
*minutes pass*
Me: Julie, you're the official cricket-killer. Jessica & I are both scared.
Julie: What about the other Jessica?!
Jessica W: *from living room* I'm scared!

Julie is very devoted to her internship. She climbed in thru the window today. She should put that on her resume.

Biological Basis of Health & Disease is in a foreign language. Literally. I have no idea what was said in that class. I wanted to shoot my foot.

And of course African-American Lit is awesome.

Julie & I were both somehow exhausted this afternoon, even though we both slept enough last night. As we sat in the cafe, she informed me that we both looked hung-over. Then as we were walking to Biological Basis, we were walking teeteringly (made up word, I'm sure).